The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.
I'm not an atheist. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.