I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life.
You had to be into sport and, sad to say, I'm a traitor to my country because I don't have a sporting bone in my body.
I did not want to put myself on the line, as an Australian playing Britain's greatest comic actor. The fans of Sellers are obsessive, possessive - and aggressive. I did not want to risk their anger - or my own reputation.
I always felt thrilled and amazed that I could put actor on my tax form.
Most films I've worked on have had large casts, but they've been wonderful people. I think the monkey in Pirates of the Caribbean is the most temperamental costar I've had. It would throw tantrums like you wouldn't believe.