The cure for crime is not the electric chair, but the high chair.
We are a fact-gathering organization only. We don't clear anybody. We don't condemn anybody.
Justice is merely incidental to law and order.
I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.
Above all, I would teach him to tell the truth Truth-telling, I have found, is the key to responsible citizenship. The thousands of criminals I have seen in 40 years of law enforcement have had one thing in common: Every single one was a liar.