Jealousy is a dog's bark which attracts thieves.
The trouble with Germans is not that they fire shells, but that they engrave them with quotations from Kant.
Virginity is the ideal of those who want to deflower.
Journalist: a person without any ideas but with an ability to express them; a writer whose skill is improved by a deadline: the more time he has, the worse he writes.
I had a terrible vision: I saw an encyclopedia walk up to a polymath and open him up.