I sometimes wonder how we're short of cod. There's gonna be a load deep down that are hiding. But it's a good reason to put the price up, and it means a load of people will have haddock. They should tell people they're running out of all sorts. Make 'em panic a bit.
I've done some luxury flying, which is brilliant. It has only happened once or twice, but it was nice because flying is the worst part of the holiday. But then again, if the plane crashes, you're still dead. For that much money I'd want a little capsule that whizzed me off to safety if it was going to crash.
When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in.
And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
I'm not that lazy, but I don't need that much money. I lead a fairly simple life.