A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive.