I'm a soccer mom. I'm T-ball, soccer, karate, homework, keeping them on their schedules. I love being the snack mom, when I get to bring the cut oranges. I have one of those coolers with wheels. I'm at every game, every practice, sitting on my blanket. I love it.
It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people.
Eventually you just have to realize that you're living for an audience of one. I'm not here for anyone else's approval.
Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror.
I feel... sexier, I think, with short hair. I feel like an alien!