Wine is something to enjoy. We get sick and tired of people who pick it apart and talk about its 'saucy nuances.'
Will I obliterate national debt? Sure, why not?
You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can only make a monkey out of the voters every four years!
All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.
If you're old enough to be arrested, you're old enough to carry a gun.
I admit I do have some drawbacks and limitations as a candidate. Although I am a professional comedian, some of my critics maintain that this is not enough. I cannot deny that I stand before you untested and inexperienced - I only spent two years in television, never as a romantic lead or a song and dance man.