Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.
The best way to turn a woman's head is to tell her she has a beautiful profile.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
You can pretend to be serious; but you can't pretend to be witty.
The secret of a good marriage is forgiving your partner for marrying you in the first place.