I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.
I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up.
I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also.
I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate.
People don't understand that that's really what it is. They're looking for a magic phone number or something. And to a certain extent, I understand that, because comedy is treated so much as a stepping stone by a lot of people.