They told me I gave the best milk mustache of anybody.
I don't think men like a bad girl. Well, I haven't had a date in a year so I'm obviously doing something wrong. It's not that my standards are too high, I haven't even been asked out in a year. I have no standards, anyone, please!
I love a man who can wear my underwear.
This is my ultimate fantasy: watching QVC with a credit card while making love and eating at the same time.
Whenever women catfight, men think it's going to turn to sex.