Books are like a mirror. If an ass looks in, you can't expect an angel to look out.
How about a little noise. How do you expect a man to putt?
What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
What they could do with 'round here is a good war. What else can you expect with peace running wild all over the place? You know what the trouble with peace is? No organization.
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.